If you’re a Jensen girl, don’t click on this because you won’t be able to handle it…
and whatever you do don’t zoom in…
well of course im going to click the link
ok time to zoom in
jESUs TakeE The WHEelL
damn gurl u fine
okay I don’t get it what’s all the fuss abou-
LUciFeR HeLp MeEE
hey not bad
let me just zoom i-
It got better
i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you
That is too much power for one human being
The speed of fast
'sir can we have an exact measurement'
"How much money does college cost in America?"
Or wait or anything that requires you be on your feet for 6+ hours
Like you know how your feet feel all bruisey on the bottom after work and the pain still won’t be gone by the next morning and you have to deal w/ that pain AND the pain of the day to come
Well like my doctor told me that that bruisey feeling is cause standing on your feet all days causes fluids in your body to pool in your feet
So like at night he told me to elevate my legs with two pillows so the fluids can drain easier or w/e and ho damn.
It helps so much, Jesus Christ. No more limpy mornings.
Idk if this is even new information for y’all but just in case
I care about you
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
If we learned anything from the Mayans, it’s that if you don’t finish something, it’s not the end of the world.
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
if this post gets 50k notes i will destroy the moon
goodbye moon, you won’t be missed
So many Sasha’s were lost that day.