make me choose → clarissassfray asked: schmidt or
Many who follow entertainment in Hollywood will have a tough time wrapping their head around you–
Deal with it. [x]
HANNIBAL IS LIKE THE MOST CLINGY PERSON I KNOW JESUS CHRIST. “OH YOU DON’T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND? OH YEAH?” /KILLS “WHAT ABOUT NOW????” /FRAMES YOU FOR MURDERS “HUH? NOW? YEAH! TAKE THAT!” /KILLS THE JUDGE “DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND NOW, WILL???” /KILLS BEVERLY KATZ “I JUST KILLED ONE OF YOURS SO YEAH MAYBE RECONSIDER ABOUT OUR ONCE BLOOMING FRIENDSHIP” /ALMOST GET KILLED “YOU LET THAT GUY BE YOUR FRIEND??? AND NOT ME? WHAT THE HELL WILL” /MASS MURDER “HMMMM???? YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT” /HAVE THE SEXY TIME WITH ALANA “I HAVE FRIENDS OF MY OWN” /LETS JACK FIND MIRIAM “I DON’T NEED YOU” /CLEARS YOUR NAME “OHHHHH, SO NOW YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND? COMING TO MY KITCHEN LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE. NOPE” /FRAMES CHILTON “WELL MAYBE I DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ANY MORE! EVER THOUGHT OF THAT? HMMM WILL???” /MIRIAM KILLS CHILTON “OH OHHHH YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTZ IN HERE TO RESUME OUR THERAPY?” /SITS DOWN OPPOSITE OF WILL “yeah okay. how about dinner next week too?”
yes yes and yes
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Every Villain Is Lime
kRUSTY KRRRaaAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAaAAaaab PIZZA…IS THE PIzzAA YYYEeeaAAAHH for you anD
"love what you’ve done with your hair" steve yells at bucky as he deflects a punch
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
I feel like they just conspired together…
THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.
This is so adorable!!
every friend group has that one friend that’s just a giant bird, who you might need to watch your back around lest you be impaled by their mighty talons. birds are ficklehearted, mysterious beasts. watch out for the bird friend.
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have